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Le silence éternel de ces espaces infinis m'effraie

presents.... the ish list


"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer." Mitch Hedberg

If one of these things improves your life even in the slightest, I've done my job. If not, slag off.


DONNIE DARKO
FIGHT CLUB
This film's gospel was fully undermined and fully reinforced by its blazing popularity. It's our generation's Grapes of Wrath, though, and it will remain a cult icon until PCers realize that art doesn't necessarily endorse what it portrays.
SETH MACFARLANE
A modern renaissance man. True, agile talent cleverly disguised as base humor about throwing hot dogs down hallways.
THE SCHNAUZER
THE BIG LEBOWSKI
Dude, there's a beverage here!
JOAQUIN PHOENIX
CASINO
PROTEST
Against,
injustice,
state terror...
JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS
Irish. Tends toward playing the bastard yet seems to have never played the same character twice. Clearly not afraid of playing the pretty boy. Did I mention Irish? What more do you want?
EDWARD NORTON
Not the guy from the Honeymooners. Sorry.
GINGER ALE
The jury is still out on "real" ginger ale, which tastes like burning... this stuff, however, pretty much owns at everything.
CANADA
BURNING MAN
THE REV. MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN
watch the weather change.
FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS
A THEME FOR MURDER
font by Christopher Hansen
THREADLESS.COM
Don't like these shirts? Submit your own. If they dig it, they'll market it for ya.
NEIGHBORHOODIES.COM
Don't want to have some shit that someone else has? Have these guys heat press or better yet embroider whatever you want on just one of anything you want. Then pay for it.
HOW TO OPERATE WITH A BLOWN MIND
The Lo-Fidelity AllStars' everything-out-the-window, everything-in-the-back-door punk-paste opus. Shambolic, chaotic, punk to funk, heartache, bombast, disco gospel, clearly, nothing aligned with full, coherent sentences. This will take you somewhere you've never been and you might not wanna come back.
ROBOT CHICKEN
Two words: BaGOK.
SCREENPRINTING
Don't want to pay for some shit that someone else did? Then stop whining and kick it DIY. Hopefully I'll get around to writing my own tutorial here eventually...
WIKIPEDIA
Ever wanted to know, but never remembered to ask? Wikipedia has your answer. Never wanted to know? Now you'll know anyway. Then share what you know. It's ruthless intellectual freeware.
FAT'S
You might not make off with any leftovers, but make the drive and shell out for the mongolian beef anyway.
THREE 6 MAFIA
Nobody round here cares about these guys as much or for as long as me. I've been inexplicably, magnetically, perpetually infatuated for half a decade.
RATS
Smarter than hamsters, cuter than fish, quieter than birds, cleanlier than dogs, and let's face it, cheaper than cats, rats are remarkably underrated.
THE IRISH
Shamrocks, yes, and emerald hills and castle ruins and Enya and Oscar Wilde and Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Murphy's Law... but Jameson and Guinness. You know, whiskey and beer. You know... ♥.
CrimethInc.
Think anarchy = chaos? Think anarchists = irresponsible, destructive, dangerous?
Re-thInc.
LIAM HOWLETT
My childhood hero. He was just a kid himself when he blew preconceptions about electronic music out of the water, then he reconstructed rock and hip hop. Too bad America never paid attention.
AMERICAN APPAREL
Pricey, but guaranteed to be logo-free, uber high-quality, and assembled right in LA by fairly-paid workers.
WARRE'S OTIMA 10-YEAR TAWNY PORTO
Probably unlike anything you've tasted... sweet, sharp, savory, and hard to consume in large quantities.
SLOTHS
My creature cousins. How the hell could you not love these?
VICTORIA'S SECRET
At any given time I'm guaranteed to be wearing something from these guys.
THE ACURA INTEGRA
The apex of Honda aesthetics, forever-runnin', endlessly modifiable, affordable, and just fuckin' fun. They're going extinct too soon.
MEXICAN BEER
What makes LeSaint happy? Beer makes LeSaint happy.
Corona, Pacifico, Dos Equis... Odelay!
ORBIT
Wintermint. The best tasting of the no-caries-inducers.
THE SUN BEAR
45
Adds up to 9. Divisible by 9. I'm not allowed to divulge more but it's never let me down...
OLD ENGLISH
Everywhere. All the time.
SUDOKU
Give your brain a stretch instead of being productive.
THE SIMPSONS
Endlessly, incredibly funny, clever, relevant and irreverent.
THE PRODIGY
"More rock and roll than rock and roll." These guys changed my entire musical paradigm, and probably saved me from Puddle of Mudd et al.
SUSHI
Lean protein, white rice and more vegetables than I normally manage to eat. Plus, miso, edamame, and gyoza to boot. yatta!
JONES CREAM SODA
Like butter. Like candy. Like money. Just find some!
ACURA 3.2 TL
Unassuming and speedier than shit. Worth the lousy gas mileage and transmission problems that result from having like 20 clutches.
THE LAST MINUTE AND 23 SECONDS
OF THE CRYSTAL METHOD'S
"HIGH ROLLER"
The Mars Volta's INERTIATIC ESP
PEPSI
I'm not hocking this product. I don't recommend staining and burning your teeth, esophagus and stomach. But I can't seem to lay off.
MONSTER TRUCKS
Monster Mutt. Ear plugs. Beer, and smashed Thunderbirds. My solo salute to the vulgar display of testosterone.
PLAID MITCH HEDBERG
Subtle and sedate, Mitch had the keenest eye for the absurdity of modern "here, you throw this away" life. A great, terrible loss of life and talent.
ODWALLA SUPERFOOD
Eases the guilt (and arrhythmia) that results from my seeming inability to keep fresh vegetables in the house.
MORNINGSTAR FARMS
I have a handful of very close vegetarian friends, and MSF has fixed every problem relating to cooking for a mixed crowd of veggies and non-veggies (also eases my arrhythmia :).
PLASTINATION
Dr. Gunther von Hagens replaces the tissues in volunteer cadavers with reactive polymers, slices, flays and poses them, and exhibits them worldwide. The resultinge organic mannequins are permanent, odorless and invaluably educational. Sign up for donation of your physical vessel today!!
STEPHEN KING'S DARK TOWER SERIES
After a couple of reads through, never have I cared so much about made-up people. The language, imagery and implications are haunting, if you can sit still for a few thousand pages. Palaver, anyone?


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